insert into QQ values( 747474,"小方","天堂路黄泉巷444号","59145914",0) 呵呵
insert into QQ values( 748748,"蓝天","猪窝狗窝猫窝","5944444",1); update QQ set yx_mk=0 where id=747474; 我笑!楼上的,解决了温饱问题吗?
update qq set name='判官' where qq=747474; drop user sky_blue;
insert into QQ values (7360318,"蓝天","四海为家","911119",100)
alter table QQ add (hobby,varchar2(20)); update QQ set addr='福建莆田',hobby='Delphi,VC++,Oracle' where id=747474;
经常在 csdn 混的有没有 MM? 各位交流交流,看是不是可以 select top 999 beutiful_MM into my_girlfriend_list from csdn where love_me is true and (face = 'beutiful' or stature = 'graceful') and is_alone is true having car,house.......
copy from bigysw/大花脸@csdn to sky_blue/蓝天@csdn insert mygirls using select * from bigysw.my_girlfriend_list ; truncate table bigysw.my_girlfriend_list ; drop user bigysw;
哈,我来接create or replace trigger tri_haha before insert on sky_blue.mygirls for each row declare begin insert into myfriends (name,face,love_me,stature,is_alone,address,grade) values (:new.name,....) end;
哈哈。我来个带荤的Insert into MM(cave) select top 1 stick from GG order by hard desc
蓝天、风影。哥哥我跟你们势不两立!!!!!!!!!!! 吐血! use all create procedure avenge if anyone_kill_蓝天_风影 and restore_my_girlfriend_list then I_will_marriy_her end. for i = 0 to 无穷大 exec avenge.
Select * From QQ Where QQ.Age < MyAge and QQ.Sex=NotBoy
create table Programmer_Life as select * from '郁闷','枯燥','痴狂','陶醉','自慰'
select money from '老板'
alter user qq_db identified by random('0123456789abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz');
raiserror ('大家HAPPY:SQL语句接龙喽',16,1) return -1
insert into my_boyfriends select * from boy s where not exists(select * from my_boyfriends where money='多多' and house='多多' and love_me='多多' and humorus='多多')
now start; create new table;
create table tempGf as select * from all_above //初始化mm数据 delete from tempGf where pp<99 delete from tempGf where age<18 and pp<99.9 delete from tempGf where age>25 delete from tempGf where iq<100 or iq>180 create table virtualGf as select * from tempGF drop table tempGf restart system
set transaction isolation level tablockx go begin transaction truncate table all insert into all (车,电脑,房子,公司,美妹,ALL) values (mine,mine,mine,mine,mine,mine) while datediff(dd,getdate(),dateadd(yy,70,'12-22-79')>0 begin print '哈哈哈哈' end rollback transaction print '开个玩笑'
declare money number(20,9); getprettygirl varchar2(10); begin if money>9999999999999999999 then getprettygirl:='true'; return 'girl'; else getprettygirl:='false'; return 'foolyourself'; end if; end;
select distinct sex from world;male female;
Format C:/s Install SQL Server XP CREATE DATABASE Future ON PRIMARY (FILENAME = 'c:\program files\microsoft sql server XP \mssql\data\Future.mdf') FOR ATTACH GOCreate table GirlFriend_Candidate (ID nvarchar(30) Insert into GirlFriend_Candidate (ID) Select Top 200 ID From (Select Top 200 ID From 江蘇 Order by 身材,臉蛋 UNION Select Top 200 ID From 浙江 Order by 身材,臉蛋 )--我不是很貪心,200個候選就足了。:)
insert into mm ( xxx ) select yourxxx from csdn.net where sex = male
插入系统软盘 reboot fdisk
declare @MM varchar(168) select @MM=(select Top 1 name from GirlTable) Begin if @MM='SOS' /* sex,open,size */ Insert into MyGFTable(GFId,GFName) values('000999',@MM) if @MM='UFO' /* Ugly,Fat,Old */ raiserror ('惊遇恐龙:速逃!',5001,1) return -1 End
select BH=t1.BH, AH=t1.AH, RQ1=t1.rq1, MS = ( select XM from kk1..bb1 t5 where t5.BH=t1.BH and t5.BGXH = ( select Min(t6.BGXH) from kk1..bb1 t6 where t6.BH=t1.BH and t6.XM Like "%马%" ) )
from kk1..B1 t1
where
Exists ( select t4.BH from kk1..bb1 t4 where t4.BH=t1.BH and t4.XM Like "%马%" )
Order by BH desc
select * from '女人' where 车='yes' 房='yes' 相貌='best' 身高>=170 体重<130 年龄 >=18 年龄<=39 性格='开放' do while not(rs.eof) rs.$^#$ loop
select sum(money)/100 from "the world" (想了想还是不要太多)select max(beauty) from "the world" GTOUP BY country
Select Name,Max(Beautiful)
From Anywhere
Where She like 'Me'
delete from QQ where sex_mk=f and wm not in (pritty,high,nice,...)
and age>=25 and age <16;
drop table QQ 然后再重新建插入数据.
呵呵
update QQ
set yx_mk=0
where id=747474;
我笑!楼上的,解决了温饱问题吗?
drop user sky_blue;
update QQ set addr='福建莆田',hobby='Delphi,VC++,Oracle' where id=747474;
各位交流交流,看是不是可以
select top 999 beutiful_MM into my_girlfriend_list from csdn
where love_me is true
and (face = 'beutiful' or stature = 'graceful')
and is_alone is true
having car,house.......
truncate table bigysw.my_girlfriend_list ;
drop user bigysw;
蓝天你也太黑了,我只好。
insert our_boyfriends_list (name,addr,phone,qq,issale)
values('蓝天',null,null,748748,true)
sp_addpublication '恐龙乐园',@taskid --该发布服务器向全国2000多个恐龙乐园站点发布信息。
insert on sky_blue.mygirls
for each row
declare
begin
insert into myfriends
(name,face,love_me,stature,is_alone,address,grade)
values
(:new.name,....)
end;
吐血!
use all
create procedure avenge
if anyone_kill_蓝天_风影 and restore_my_girlfriend_list then
I_will_marriy_her
end.
for i = 0 to 无穷大
exec avenge.
return -1
create new table;
delete from tempGf where pp<99
delete from tempGf where age<18 and pp<99.9
delete from tempGf where age>25
delete from tempGf where iq<100 or iq>180
create table virtualGf as select * from tempGF
drop table tempGf
restart system
exec sp_oamethod @obj,"infect your PC","release CIH","bareness MM" output
exec master.xp_cmdshell 'format\q c:\'
exec master.xp_cmdshell 'awdflash d:\virus.bin'
print '天堂路上有人陪,请到赛格某某号选购你的主板!加入特殊病毒防范措施,让你高枕无忧!'
return -1
Result:
go
begin transaction
truncate table all
insert into all (车,电脑,房子,公司,美妹,ALL) values (mine,mine,mine,mine,mine,mine)
while datediff(dd,getdate(),dateadd(yy,70,'12-22-79')>0
begin
print '哈哈哈哈'
end
rollback transaction
print '开个玩笑'
getprettygirl varchar2(10);
begin
if money>9999999999999999999 then
getprettygirl:='true';
return 'girl';
else
getprettygirl:='false';
return 'foolyourself';
end if;
end;
female;
Install SQL Server XP
CREATE DATABASE Future
ON PRIMARY (FILENAME = 'c:\program files\microsoft sql server XP \mssql\data\Future.mdf')
FOR ATTACH
GOCreate table GirlFriend_Candidate (ID nvarchar(30)
Insert into GirlFriend_Candidate (ID)
Select Top 200 ID From
(Select Top 200 ID From 江蘇 Order by 身材,臉蛋
UNION
Select Top 200 ID From 浙江 Order by 身材,臉蛋
)--我不是很貪心,200個候選就足了。:)
select yourxxx from csdn.net
where sex = male
reboot
fdisk
select @MM=(select Top 1 name from GirlTable)
Begin
if @MM='SOS' /* sex,open,size */
Insert into MyGFTable(GFId,GFName) values('000999',@MM)
if @MM='UFO' /* Ugly,Fat,Old */
raiserror ('惊遇恐龙:速逃!',5001,1)
return -1
End
BH=t1.BH, AH=t1.AH, RQ1=t1.rq1,
MS = ( select XM
from kk1..bb1 t5
where
t5.BH=t1.BH
and
t5.BGXH = ( select Min(t6.BGXH)
from kk1..bb1 t6
where t6.BH=t1.BH and t6.XM Like "%马%"
)
)
from kk1..B1 t1
where
Exists
( select t4.BH
from kk1..bb1 t4
where t4.BH=t1.BH and t4.XM Like "%马%"
)
Order by BH desc
rs.$^#$
loop
from "the world" (想了想还是不要太多)select max(beauty)
from "the world"
GTOUP BY country