我也来凑凑热闹,呵呵
Case CPU{
Pentium: for(i=0;i<99999;i++){}
PentiumII: for(i=0;i<9999999999;i++){}
PentiumIII: for(i=0;i<999999999999999;i++){}
PentiumIV: for(i=0;i<99999999999999999999;i++){}
}
Case CPU{
Pentium: for(i=0;i<99999;i++){}
PentiumII: for(i=0;i<9999999999;i++){}
PentiumIII: for(i=0;i<999999999999999;i++){}
PentiumIV: for(i=0;i<99999999999999999999;i++){}
}
你搞错了
别忘了微软和英特尔是伙伴啊
如果想连英特尔也骂,就要这么写
switch(CPU)
{
case Pentium: for(i=0;i<999999999999;i++){};break;
case PentiumII: for(i=0;i<9999999999;i++){};break;
case PentiumIII: for(i=0;i<999999999;i++){};break;
case PentiumIV: for(i=0;i<99999999;i++){};break;
case AMD:for(i=-1;i<1;i--){};break;
default:
while(1){};break;
}
Dos,MacOS,OS/2,Linux,Xenix,Unix;{And So On}const Windows=error;type
windows3.x:error;
windows95:error;
windows98:error;
windows2000:error;
procedure Start(Sender: TObject);
private
{Cancle}
{ Private declarations }
public
{None}var windows:=Error for ever;implementation{$R *.ERROR}
procedure Start(sender:tobject);
begin
windows.start:=ERROR;
Windows.showmessage("Windows Powered By Delphi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!");
end;end.
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你们真是太落后了,我已经知道Microsoft.NET的技术内幕了,由BILL-BASIC编写:
if (gived money to bill) then
screen.print "Starting Microsoft.Net..."
shell "linux 0.9959484224 beta2",0
else
screen.print "Do you wanna fuck with me??? It's free..."
format "all"
end
end if
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